My Life is a Musical

Monday, April 23, 2012

NOT! But I kinda expect it to be after watching way too many episodes of Glee, Smash and re-runs of Grease.


A musical of my life might include a song like this:
(Set to I Feel Pretty from Westside Story)


I love shopping, oh, lots of shopping
I like shopping and buying a ton
And I pity, any girl who isn’t me, today
I buy shoes, oh, lots of shoes
It’s alarming how much I buy
And so in debt
That I can hardly believe it’s real
See that credit card bill in the mail?
How many can there be?
One from Gap
One from Fry’s
One from Saks
One from Tax!
I feel broke, oh, so broke